Mother’s Day

Seeing as I am suffering an attack of lazyitis, and a deadline is hovering over my head, I have delved once again into my chuckle bucket, and knowing as well that Mother’s Day is just around the corner I have come up with something I found a little amusing. It  was sent to me several months ago from a fellow writer who resides just a block or two from my humble home.
It was titled Why God Made Moms and here are the answers given by second grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like the rest of us.
2. Magic plus supe